Aluminium Foil Mind Deflector Beanie... You know you want one!

Aluminium Foil Mind Deflector Beanie (AFMD) is probably something that everyone should get ahold of right now... you know, before the aliens attack! 


What is an AFMD?

• Form of head ware constructed from aluminium foil (or aluminum - for American readers)
• Protects users from Electronic Psychotronic Mind Control Carriers
• Cheap and Unobtrusive
• Blocks the brain from unwanted brain scans and mind control forces
• Incredibly fashionable

Warnings:

• Anti-AFMD research which is (of course) unreliable
• Beware of 'fake' eBay AFMDs - they may be pre-programmed for mind control
• Try not to become confused with the American and the British spelling of aluminium, yes they are different and no the american spelling is not correct.

So, what are you waiting for... go get one now! And join the fight against mind control!

How would you use this resource in the classroom?